Candy

When I’m not busy lifting cars and eating red meat, I’m usually sitting on my ass, either playing a game or watching something. One of our regular shows is Legend of the Seeker. The boyfriend loves it because the show is based on a book series he likes, I like it because, well… take a look!

That has got to be damm close to the perfect physique for a guy:  muscular and encredibly lean. No invisible water jugs. I imagine with that kind of physique you can have both strength, speed *and* agility. Then I imagine some other things. According to his wikipedia page, he enjoys playing soccer, volleyball, tennis, swimming, skiing, snowboarding and kayaking. No Super Mario Galaxy. Alas, we would never work.